Crazy Grandma

I'm planning to upload a photo of every single one of my cats, since so far only Fay's been featured (cuz she's cute).
This is Merlot, the matriarch of the crazy bunch. I had a hard time finding a decent picture of her since she always looks like, "... Die." That, or she looks like this. So I went with this ^.^ Crazy grandma demanding attention. She's eleven years old, to turn twelve in July, and is absolutely indestructible. She's had kits twice, been sick, attacked, used to go out for days at a time and was bitten by a huge Dalmatian New Years Eve of 2010-2011. Since then she decided to retire and gain a fluffy belly. Now when she walks around the house or goes outside out of curiosity we're all like, "What is happening?!" x'D Lazy cat. Oh, and she hates the dog. She's given him a few serious claws that he seemed to have forgotten already.

Art © by me
Cat owns the table. Don't steal it from her. Also, she kidnapped us and demands ransom